Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life

Sun, 14 Sep 2008 06:50:40 GMT

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Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:29:11 GMT

Okay, and here is the second part.

from the moment i wake up
before i put on my makeup
i say a little prayer for you

[edit] so pretty sure it's totally random :P

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:25:15 GMT

Experiment: Why do some e-mails you get from LJ say "so and so replied to your post" and some say "so and so replied to your entry"? What's the difference between an entry and a post?

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Wed, 06 Jun 2007 19:15:44 GMT

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Peace and love,
~~RaggedyAnndy~~

```that goat before```

eat all about it

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:02:35 GMT

maybe i'm jsut not good enough for you.l and maybe i jsut don't wanna be like you. and mabye i just don't wanna know how low you're ready to go i'm not ognna change and youc an't make me, whoa.

lost is my favorite tv show. it's about this plane crash and these survivors of it on this island. and there's all this stuff with the DHARMA initiative and lost is my favorite tv show. it's about this plane crash and these survivors of it on this island. and there's all this stuff with the DHARMA initiative and lost is my favorite tv show. it's about this plane crash and these survivors of it on this island. and there's all this stuff with the DHARMA initiative and

you don't mean anything to me. you're what i never wanna be. i'm going to go away noooow.

Peace and love,
~~RaggedyAnndyx~~

```broken trousers```

Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:28:04 GMT

Lost is back in less than two months!

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 22:37:02 GMT

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
~Benny Hill

i wanna know if love is wild

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:38:31 GMT

got a dream they come to share - they're coming to america. they're coming to america. *music* they comin to america. we comin to america - they comin to america TODAY, yes. TODAY, yes. TODAY yes. neil diamond. my country tis of thee; sweet land of liberty. of thee i sing, of thee i sing.

in the day we sweated out on the streets of a runaway american dream. at ngiht we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines. sprung from cages on highway 9 .... we gotta get out while we're young, 'cause tramps like us, baby, we were born to run. yes, girl, we were. wendy let me in i wanna be your friend i wanna guard your dreams and visions. just wrap your legs round these velvet rims and strap your hands cross my engines.

Peace and love,
~~RaggedyAnndy~~

```almost got arrested```

brilliant diguises

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:28:20 GMT

i heard somebody call your name from underneath our willow. i saw somethin tucked in shame underneath your pillow. well, i tried so hard, baby, but i just can't see what a woman like you is doing with me. so tell me who i see when i look in your eyes. is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise?

well she shot him dead in a sunny florida room. and when they caught her all she said was she couldn't stand the way he drove. i'm just a lonely pilgrim; i walk this world....

Peace and love,
~~RaggedyAnndy~~

```in broken trousers```

Sun, 06 Aug 2006 21:19:20 GMT

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.

- H. L. Mencken

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I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.

- Rebecca West

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I've decided that after I graduate I'm going to be a pirate.

- shoebox_project

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Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?

- Jules Feiffer

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There are people placing bets that I'll be in a straight jacket when I'm 30. I'm aiming for 25.

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YOU JAZZ FANS. MADMEN ALL.

- shoebox_project

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It is not me who is dancing too fast. It’s the violins that play too slowly.

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It's all witticisms until someone loses an eye

- shoebox_project

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Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there

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Anyway we only almost got arrested once, and that was a mistake, I'd never seen that goat before in my life.

- shoebox_project

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"THE WORLD IS ACTUALLY FLAT, I FOOLED YOU ALL WITH MIRRORS!! HAHAHAHAHA!!"--God

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In broken trousers.

- shoebox_project

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I'll live forever or die trying!

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We have offended the heavens. Aren't you even the least bit excited?

- shoebox_project

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Prepare to bow before my invincible irony and sarcasm

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I never really thought of myself as a mentor to troubled youth. To tell you the truth, I much prefer corruption and leading down dark paths.

- shoebox_project

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When you cease to dream, you cease to live.

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Love is the defiance of common sense

- shoebox_project

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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

- The Lord of the Rings

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Embrace the total dork in yourself, and enjoy it, because life is too short to be cool.

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In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys, and PMS, why do people still tell me to have a nice day?

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Well-behaved women rarely make history

- Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

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One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

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I am cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

- Garden State

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Sometimes I think high school is one long hazing: if you’re tough enough to survive this, they’ll let you become an adult.

- Speak

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All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

- Oscar Wilde

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If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.

- Juan Ramon Jimenez

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I am not a pretty girl. That is not what I do.

- Ani diFranco

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Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive.

- VSD

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My God, is everyone in this movie gay but me? Not so sure about me either.

- VSD

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Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad move.

- VSD

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Aragorn went all wonky and possessive and set me on fire.

- VSD

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SIRIUS: Only one person will die tonight, but I will be vague about it so that you’ll think I mean Harry!

- M15M

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...all of us have a secret...
one of us is a hero...one of
us is a fraud...one of us is
a junkie...one of us is a
cop...one of us is a saint...
one of us is a sinner...one
of us is a martyr...one of us
is a murderer...all of us
are guilty...all of us are lost...

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Still not king.

-VSD

jenny was a friend of mine

Fri, 12 May 2006 21:35:09 GMT

here is another post of randomosity just to see. what it would look like.

i'm thinking that i need to smack her one of these days. i mean, seriously, does she REALLY think she can get away with it? I'M NOT THAT STUPID, ASSWIPE. you can't frickin buy wine if you're not 21. duh!

it's really rather an insult to my intelligence that you think i'd believe you. it also ends up just making me annoyed in general, because then i get pissed at myself for not just telling you're full of shit. oh, well. there's always monday.

Peace and love,
~~RaggedyAnndy~~

```i'm going to say yes now```

when the night is overcome

Tue, 11 Apr 2006 22:58:29 GMT

the other day i talked to lou he quit back in 92 says he misses it bad those were the the best days of his life

'till we run out of road, run out of road, run out of road, ooooh yeah, until we run out of road, of road

la la la

yay this is a post wehre i just type stuff so we can see or rather ic an see what it will look like in an actual post la la la lotr music ist on now may it be an evening star shines upon you may it be la la la and then enya i thinks shes got a completely gorgeious bvoice, dont';you agree? well, fuck you this isn't you it's actually me wow i'm on drugs i should relly hurtty up and finish this b/c i need to goo to practice or rather firs i need to do the chores i was supposed to do when i first got home

that lady was really bitchy at first but hten i saw she was pregannt, wlel actually id ont think being preggers is an excuse for bitchiness but w/e it's like how canyous ue a pregannt lady, how can you think a pregnant lady is a bitch? anyways yes more stuf lalala i hsould a;dkjust do the stuff but yeah, iwtihin you now jack nasty more like la la la haha i think that you tshould la la mayi t be the sahdows call will fly away lll' the national civil right smusci

Peace and love,
~~RaggedyAnndy~~

```for taking his pants?```

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Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:56:14 GMT

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Thu, 21 Apr 2005 23:00:30 GMT

If you hit someone hard enough, they come back to life!

If a bald man who used to be in a wheelchair bashes you on the head and then rubs something on it to make you hallucinate, you will stop lusting after your sister.

No matter what predicament you're in, golf is always fun.

There is always time for a drinking game.

There is one of every stereotype on a plane.

Bald people know everything that is going on.

Hot men drink booze out of tiny bottles.

Always overpack.

Not traveling first class can save you money and your life.

On tropical islands, eyebrows remain perfectly groomed and plucked.

Making glue out of boar bones is MUCH easier than one would think.

The "Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers" philosophy is still alive and well among adults on uncharted islands.

Handcuffs are great for accessorizing but create considerable lack of confidence and bad feelings towards you if others see you wear them.

Being homeopathic (like Sun) does NOTHING to save one's marriage.

Shooting someone at near point-blank range is actually MUCH less bloody than one would expect.

Enigmatic bald men make surprisingly good carpenters.

Sleeping one's way through Europe has SOME linguistic advantages.

Jungle heat and humidity do NOTHING to frazzle long curly hair, despite rumors to the contrary, AND the necessity for washing one's hair every day or two is greatly exaggerated.

Apparently, when you're on an uncharted island and something is tearing through the trees, the natural thing to do is to go out and explore the forests.

Short skinny guys are more likely to collapse flimsy wooden bridges than tall gargantuan guys.

French-made batteries have astounding lifespans!

A hanging boar does NOT a pinata make; it's too drippy.

Saltwater apparently makes great laundry cleaner and leaves no scratchy residue whatsoever.

Reading comics in a foreign language can bring out arsonist tendencies.

When stranded on an island with minimal food, "other" people, kidnappers and monsters, you still find time for romance.

Flight attendants and other airplane personnel don't survive plane crashes.

Characters from Alias randomly pop up on deserted islands.

The alcohol cart always survives a plane crash.

Most people flying from Austrailia are actually American.

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 22:37:13 GMT

John Locke is named after English philosopher John Locke, who theorized that before modern society, people lived in the wild in a state of equality and happiness. Likewise, Danielle Rousseau is named for Jean Jacques Rousseau, a French philosopher who wrote that society is corrupt, and that when removed from society, man can become truly noble.

The cast was not allowed to see a certain set. They had to cover their eyes until cameras rolled. They were walked down the path, cameras now on, and their reaction to seeing the cockpit leaning against the trees was real. This one-take is what was used in the pilot episode.

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 22:31:47 GMT

Alas, Cassandra Claire has announced that she won't be writing any more Very Secret Diaries. However, it's worth noting that the livejournal post where she announced that she wouldn't be writing more VSDs is now inaccessable. Maybe there's hope...

Welcome! Here you may find the brilliant "Very Secret Diary" series by the wonderful Cassandra Claire. These are also published in her LiveJournal, but she was kind enough to agree to let your humble servant here publish them here. Enjoy!

And do be sure to check out her LiveJournal.

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These are also archived here.

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 22:29:39 GMT

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Chapter One: Interesting Things Happen When You’re Drunk

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 21:58:33 GMT

i don't like geography. how much do twelve pencils cost? which school supplies do you need for school? Excuse me, where are the notebooks? The dictionary is cheap, only ten dollars (Euro).

Ich habe Erdkunde nicht gern. Was kosten zwoelf Bleistifte? Welche Schulsachen brauchst du fuer die Schule? Entschuldigung, wo sind die Hefte? Das Woerterbuch ist billig, nur zehn Euro.

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 21:51:59 GMT

get on your hands and knees and praise the new deity. yeah, serve the ego. random short-ish posts so i don't have to scroll so far to get past that one.

Who is your favorite actor?
Wer ist dein Lieblingsschauspieler?

What is your favorite movie?
Was ist dein Lieblingsfilm?

seerve the ego! random words and sentences. maybe some quotes? la la la no. hmm, hmm, you sound like the male version of ani difranco. mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm gizoogle.com la la la the ego! Esel essen Nesseln nicht, Nesseln essen Esel nicht.

for this child w/ different wings.

Peace and love,
~~RaggedyAnndyx~~

let you control me?

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 21:47:38 GMT

nice short posts.

mirror mirror... do you like what you see? i'll dance for you, and you will dance for me.

Ich habe eine Sechs in Englisch. So ein Mist!

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 22:55:23 GMT

Charlie

I heard you yelling. I heard you yelling "Jack". I'm Charlie, by the way.

It's French! The French are coming! I've never been so happy to hear the French!

Guys, is this normal? Day turning into night? You know? End of the world type weather? Is this... guys?

If I can kick drugs, I can deliver a baby.

You guys are done verbally copulating, we should get a move on.

Pardon me for appearing desperate, but before the pilot was RIPPED FROM THE COCKPIT, he did say that no one's going to find us unless we get that transceiver working. So... is there anything?

You two ran away fantastically. I'm glad my diversion spared you. I was only stung several hundred times.

I mean, you tell me, who would you rather meet in a dark alley? Whatever's out there or that geezer with his FOUR HUNDRED knives? I mean, who packs four hundred knives? Personally, I can only have space for two hundred, THREE hundred at most.

Sayid

Hope is a very dangerous thing to lose.

Claire

There was no couple in L.A... He knew... He knew the plane was going to crash...

Locke

Don’t tell me what I can’t do.

You're not going crazy, Jack. Crazy people don't think they're getting crazy. They think they're getting saner.

Sawyer

Me Kate. Me throw rock.

Kate: Does anyone know how to use a gun?
Charlie: I think you just pull the trigger.

Boone: You think that's what killed the pilot?
Charlie: No. No, that's the tiny, teeny version compared to that one.

Rose: My husband's not dead.
Jack: Everyone in the tail end of the plane is gone. They all died.
Rose: They're probably thinking the same thing about us.

Locke: Just pull yourself together, son.
Charlie: It wouldn't be "an irrational fear of bees" if I could "pull myself together," now, would it?

Kate: It was full of bees.
Charlie: I'd have thought C's, actually.

Jack: Things could be worse.
Hurley: How?

Hurley: Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! We're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters... Freakin' polar bears!
Michael: Polar bears?
Charlie: You didn't hear about the polar bear?

Charlie: Bless me Father for I have sinned, my last confession was two weeks ago.
Priest: Go on.
Charlie: Last night, I had... physical relations with a girl I didn't even know.
Priest: Is that all?
Charlie: No. Then, directly after that I had... relations with a different woman.
Priest: Is that all?
Charlie: No... then I watched... as... they... had... physical relations with... each other.

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 22:51:37 GMT

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Thu, 14 Apr 2005 22:49:26 GMT

I basically just took Emma out of the picture and pasted her back on. Then I pasted a layer under her of various scenes from the picture I got of her. I used the motion blur for the scene behind her and flattened the image, then pasted it into Jasc Animation shop and then unflattened the image back in psp8, and did this for each scene. You can save it and open it in Jasc Animation shop to see what each frame looks like...^_____^

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Thu, 14 Apr 2005 22:48:09 GMT

I am Pip. I am currently riding on a very fast horse, with a white-bearded man whom I have entrusted my life to. Why? I’m not quite sure…
Pip is terribly confused at the moment
Pip has very obviously been talking to a bunch of his supreme Tolkien fanatic friends
Well, I must say, welcome Pippin, my evil twin. Oh wait... I AM the evil twin. Let me rephrase that: Welcome Pippin. My good twin
Until later, and may the blessings of Nazgul, Orcs and all free(ish) folk, go with you all :) Ash Nazg...
Needless to say I beat the generic shampoo out of Legolas
Too bad someone ate all the toilet paper! (Go me and my personal band of paper eating pixies! Bwahahahahahaha!)

Pippin: Stole the Palantir thinking it was a jawbreaker

Legolas: after several freak curling iron accidents, went to Harvard and became a lawyer to fund his Elvish workout tape business
You can live (at most) 3 weeks without food, 3 days without water, 3 hours without LOTR, and 3 minutes without oxygen.
I insist that everyone be kind to the trees in my yard because they may actually just be Ents gone tree-ish.

I can relate absolutely any word, phrase, place, thing, person, etc, to LOTR in some way, no matter how abstract
There are people placing bets that I'll be in a straight jacket when I'm 30. I'm aiming for 25.
Wow. I have a lot of animals. I'm random.
Good thinking, you MORONIC SLIME-EXCRETING PUKEHEADS WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR CIGARETTE BUTTS AND…
There was no way you could look at us and not say, with genuine emotion in your voice, "What a pair of dorks."
In situations like this, you really regret not being able to fly.
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
In charge of cornering non-believers all over the web and YELLING HYSTERICALLY AT THEM IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!
Hobbies: Elves - Favorite sport: Elves - Things to take with me to a desert island: Elves - Favorite color: umm...*panics*
Me: Last seen lurking under the table and refusing to come out until the men in white coats had gone.
I cannot touch my nose with my tongue.
I fully intend to devote my life to learning how to finish a senta……
Eat, drink, and be messy
Now, where to begin? Oh, yes: PIP RULES!!!!!!
We could've taken him, but decided to go as far back in the line as we could and then chant angrily in Elvish
There’s a hobbit on my desk!
It has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with LOTR...I think...
That's all there is, there isn't anymore. For now. Doom.
WARNING: Obscure and obtuse logic used here
Me being one, if not two, allowing for personalities…
Silly person, rings are for hobbits
Ever fallen down a flight of stairs and landed on your head?...well...It's a lot like that...but without the floor.
You are now free to run away screaming.
Yep, and I need to leave too! Let me get captured by a wizard while you drink ale in Bree
That's okay. I want you to be tipsy when I tell you my tale about kings that went over to the Dark Side.
And that cat, I think it was looking at me...but then Pippin wouldn’t shut up, so I had to stop him! Stupid ring…
Ah, yes this place is many things. But a zoo it is not.
Where were you, what were you doing, and what the hell was a llama doing there?!
Tell me whether you think it's awesome or if it sucks very naughty things!
Have left for Rivendell with some other important Elf people -few of whom I know the names of
Very creepy. Excuse me as I go hide in my bedroll.
For those of you staring at this and not comprehending, you're illiterate!
Poor Pip is sick again, and has not been making much sense of anything lately...
Just thank your lucky stars that there is nothing breakable on this … *^CRASH^*
Very simple:I nearly passed out.And no, Pip is not a pansy.Pip is just very ill.We're talking physically this time; not mentally
I'll try not to breathe on anyone...
SHUT UP AND SING
Sing hey!for the bath at close of day that washes the weary mud away!A loon is he that will not sing.O Water Hot is a noble thing
Farwell we call to hearth & hall!Though wind may blow & rain may fall, We must away ere break of day, Far over wood & mountain tall
Cold be hand & heart & bone & cold be sleep under stone nevermore to wake on stony bed never til the Sun fails & the Moon is dead
Is he like an evil wizard or demented elf?
We wait until another rises up & reminds us just what the hell is worth fighting for in our short time on our own disappearing Earth
It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
Hey, Pip leaves for a little while and comes back to find people *gasp* fighting?
Don't yell at other peoples, peoples. That is just not nice.
Now voicing opinions is great, but the "So you go and make this movie!!" fights are kinda silly. Let's not be silly here.
Anyway, it's time for more complaining (I do love it so).
Excuse me while I go curse luridly again for a while……….. !@#$^%
Well, I'm probably going to end up throwing something heavy through the TV screen, I'm afraid.
How to Get Legolas Into Leather Pants
Who in their right mind would want to waste their time confining an Elven prince in shiny pants?
There are others like you who have strange notions of male beauty, or simply a less obvious form of male torture
And remember: you can’t affect everyone’s life, but you can make one elf fear going to sleep at night.
My luxury item is Elijah's sexy little torso...heh heh heh.
I just violated my contract...turn off the camera...cut...cut!
Unfortunately, they are not prepared for goat hunting
Aaaahhhh! Mad goat, mad goat, mad goat! I knew I should have made my stunt double come instead of me!
Now... go and freak your friends out!! (Which is lots of fun to do!)
You wonder why your friends have disowned you after you tried to convince a tree you were an elf.
Frodo: I didn't exactly mean to join the fellowship but no one was listening to me when I asked where the bathroom was
Merry: I decided to join the fellowship because I knew Pippin would copy me
Pippin: I decided to join the fellowship because Merry joined and I always copy him.
Their hobbies include eating, killing things, making weapons to sling at pretty people, and hobbit-napping.
Get him to forge nineteen magic rings and give three to pretty people, seven to short people, and nine to power hungry people.
Bigger, better and more useless than ever before! Now with added hyperness!
But pheasants were very peaceful creatures, so they never attacked.
Be not afraid of going slowly, only of standing still
I’m not tense, just terribly terribly alert………Not tense, you hear!
I lie to myself all the time, but I never believe me.
It’s the rooster that does all the crowing, but it’s the hen that delivers the goods.
It is not me who is dancing too fast. It’s the violins that play too slowly.
That is definitely a 9.0 on my weird shit-o-meter
He had a growth spurt that made him taller
People say things they don’t mean most of the time. Or they throw pears at you….
It takes 11 years to become 11 years old
Happy Tomato Flinging
Its only positive is that it makes a great instructional video on how to milk giant cows
To any normal person he would look completely normal
A tip of my pointy blue hat to Bob
May you be turned orange in hue and may your head fall off at an awkward moment!
So, how’s about it? Like it, hate it, want to…eat it? You never know…you might
Miss days of yore, when men were men and dwarves were dwarves, and elves wore trousers. Although something to be said for Legolas' boot-and-skirt ensemble
And the sporks can speak for themselves
No matter. Now we are grown, and there is no room for repentance, no time for regret.
I need a miracle and not someone's charity
Okay, congratulations! Give yourself a biscuit
Chapter One: Interesting Things Happen When You’re Drunk

Nothing to win and nothing left to lose
WHEN YOU GROW UP, YOUR HEART DIES.
No tomatoes!!! * begs on her knees * No tomatoes! Have mercy! Arrrgh!!
My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there
God must love stupid people...he made so many
Mirrors can’t talk. And lucky for you they don’t laugh
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible
I think my teachers are Mordor spies!
Stuff-like stuff! With real stuff texture and quality!!!
The past we inherit…The future we create.
Pizza makes the world go round (pi)
Impossible is not a fact. It’s an opinion
Billy wasn't really concerned when Orli told him the arrows were talking to him.He had problems of his own with talking objects
All fair’s in love and war. I don’t know love, so I specialize in war.
Tales of a Total Dork Fangirl
I had hemorrhoids but my crabs ate them – Wait….
Yeah? Well I've known myself longer than you have!
I just thought of this: I have broken 8 bones in my life -- none which were mine
"Yes, I am a Sado! What's a Sado?"
How far can you just shut up?
My name is David. I have a Cat Named Gary. 'Meow', says Gary. Meow, Indeed!
You should sneak in all sneakily like!
"THE WORLD IS ACTUALLY FLAT, I FOOLED YOU ALL WITH MIRRORS!! HAHAHAHAHA!!"--God
Bite me with a stick!
Go look in the squirrel!
I don't like passive boys who don't tell me to fuck off
If you're a ninja, you got no time for pets
Why must the angst flow so thickly through my veins? Woe, woe, WOE!
Heh, mind me not, nor my cynicism.
Public Records are FUN!
George Bush is a confused Muppet, no lie.
You think you're reading a condensation of If On a Winter's Night a Traveler, but you're not.
Have been marched against by last alliance of men and nancing elves.
Frodo, you just saved Middle Earth! What are you going to do now? “I’m going to Disneyland!”
I see Elves.
I believe in hobbits.
I brake for hobbits.
Figwit: The Legolas for the thinking woman.
Begs’n’Kicks! Wraiths don’t know it’s not Frodo!
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
Oh great Blily! Said the townspeople, Bestow on us such random sayings that we might frighten others and create laughing fits.
Then said the Great Blily in his wondrous Scottish accent: Standerbys. And the townspeople rejoiced in baths of confusion.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction
Spasmodic Dust Bunny
For in the end, you can only remain as yourself, and nothing else.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion
I have my mind made up; do not confuse me with the facts
I am not think as you confused I am.
Well you may be right; I may be crazy; Oh, but it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for
He was trapped. In a net-like way.
Multiple Personality Disorder (or how I learned to stop worrying and love my stupid plot bunnies)
99% voted “for” it, and I am not budging from my 1%
Life looks different when viewed through the eyes of a sane person.
When it comes to insults, give what you can take and take what you can give, so don't mess with me; I take a lot of crap.
Well school starts tomorrow, and you know what that means?...Good because I don't know either.
I'll invent solar-powered flashlights! And I'll invent solar-powered nightlights!
I'll live forever or die trying!
My halo is cracked and falling off and hers got struck by lightning
You think I think I'm better than the rest of you?Well,maybe I am, but it’s b/c I have the common sense to ignore your stupidity.
And Sauron's use of a Palantir: The Disney Channel? You Decide!
Nazgul: The five of us must flee, for we are outnumbered by this one Ranger!
Where is a rake I can step on, that it might strike my head? Ah, this will do nicely. (whack)
Now what? Do I go back to my room? Do I jump on the table and line dance until two and half hours are over?
I’m allowed my sinister pleasures; I’m the devil. El Diablo. Mwahaha. Tremble. I said tremble.
Today, tomorrow, yesterday, my blessed trinity
Can’t wait to figure out what’s wrong with me so I can say this is the way that I used to be
Where is here?
where do the sea turtles come in?
What about his sunglasses of evil? The keys to the EvilMobile? What about his umbrella of doom? His golashes of wickedness?
Home: it’s the place spelled with an H!
You probably shouldn’t read this…you will die in 7 days if you do. Or maybe you will just be disturbed
I may be a nancing, pretty boy elf, but I'm a dangerous nancing, pretty boy elf!
I have no idea what you’re talking about…so here’s a bunny with a pancake on its head.
Prepare to bow before my invincible irony and sarcasm
“SQUIRRELS!”
It had been raining for the last two weeks and the number of elves being hit by lightning was gradually increasing.
God, walk beside me, with your arm around my shoulders, and your hand over my mouth.
YOU WILL CONQUER: the Entire World, except Antarctica (those Penguin Guerillas prove impossible to dislodge).
Someone gave me a carrot, I wonder why...
Somewhere green, ya know with grass and hills and stuff
A giant moose looks at you wrong. What do you do?
Like, Frodo! My homey hobbit! Sauron wants his bling-bling back!
Let me see…we're in a tunnel and we can all see a bright light. This is bad, isn't it?
I don’t want to… But I will! I mean, since you THREW a VASE at my HEAD!
God…No! We are so not playing Violent Marco Polo!
3. Violent Marco Polo and Eddie the Elf
Damn twig…I suppose I shall befriend you… Everyone else is annoying as hell… I shall call you Eddie the Elf!
I don’t know… Do you know, Eddie the Elf?
Well… We’ve got fish guts? They’re good in protein… Right?
In and Out: A Story of Green Jell-O
Describe your favorite friend: “My pet paperclip. His name is Shiny Shiny.”
Will you be my friend? Will you be my slave? Or at least my minion?
I should put up a petition to make second breakfast available at school….
I hear people in the street talking about LOTR…even though they’re not…
Find out where she lives so that we can egg it and draw Satanic teddy bears all over it. Ya know. The usual.
I have those days in which I also must ignore humankind and shoot death glances at others unworthy of my presence...
Am I not even worth giving a nasty glare?
And then God said, "Let there be Stupidity" and School was Created.
You're gonna die in 6 1/2 days! my flamingo is gonna eat you!
This chin has defeated many Orcs; it is a mighty chin, known to be more effective than most Elven blades.
Ohh, what a pretty glittering sharp object!
That’s what you do when you do what I do
I am not dead. I am ALIIIIIIVE. Kind of.
A good day is a good day, and you can’t fight that. No matter how pathetic you are.
I hope it's nice. Last thing I need is, like, a flood or something on a Monday.
for some reason, I'm laughing hysterically. I think it's all the crack cocaine I'm not on.
And that's the way life is supposed to be. Barenaked Ladies and Interstate 81. Orange and pink and nimbus.
Don’t be ignorant to the truth! (And in your case, buddy…the friggin’ LAW!)
I don’t really understand the whole “Satan Barbie” thing, but OKAY
So enjoy, be happy, don't flame me, and always eat your Wheaties!!!
Did you at least buy aqua muffins of doom??
You is not the boss of me you know, my one and only boss is the eggy that lives under my bed!!
*squints at the lawn* Identify yourself you Star Trek wannabe!
This is pure gold!! Even Bronze!!
*still terrified from the flying CDs* No more flying CDs!! Especially N’SYNC!!
The plate flies through the air, apparently stuck in super slow mode. It flies...And flies...And flies...
Cardboard is the way of life, dude
It must run in the family. Drug problems and the lack of singing talent
Who's the king of your satellite castle?
We all know Disney is taking over the world, you can’t fool us!

Fine then I will call all of my cartoon friends and we shall kill you all.
He thoroughly fancied becoming the next big thing in Evil Overlords.
No wonder those three are friends—people with bad hair must gravitate toward each other.
You know that place between sleep and awake;The place where you still remember dreaming;That’s where I’ll always love you;that’s where I’ll be waiting
Wiccan not Satanic you stupid Christian!
I trip on the invisible feet people put out, or the invisible piles of clothes, and run into invisible walls.
If I ever had good ideas, I'm sure out of them now.
My haiku can beat up your haiku!
You can’t start a fire worrying about your little world falling apart
Get enough angry rednecks and unstable people pissed off and you will regret it. And some civilians are plenty capable of carrying arms...
Everyone's invited (unless I hate you)
Yes, a piano. He is a piano-playing superhero. Deal with it.
Weeeeee delusion!
I'm not giving up the claim that I can save the world and all I need is my friends.
Friendship is the only cement that will ever will hold the world together.
When you cease to dream, you cease to live.
We will either find a way, or make one.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.
I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders.
Seriously... Where does the other sock end up?
Some celestial being hates my guts
All things can be known before you die, it’s not impossible, just highly unlikely, but that should not stop us from searching
Good Lord Of The Rings Has Danish Written All Over It.
It's Good To Talk Random.
Ack, all this talk about truth! When will it end? Come on peoples! It is summer! Let's try to stop thinking so hard :P
Frodo: I’m so unbelievably adorable and annoying. Now fans, remember this smile because you won’t see it again.
Gandalf: I’m going to visit Saruman even though he’s played by Christopher Lee and that is never a good sign. Bye.
Pity Sméagol, for he is comic relief without even intending it and sounds like Donald Duck on crack.
That one boy said, “STOP CALLING ME ‘THAT ONE BOY’!”

“Actually, Harry, I don’t know your name.” The cat then realized her mistake.
“Dark and prone to violence”
I love you, will you be my neighbor?
I think there may be semi-automatic weapons involved
Lover or Obsessive Stalker? The Line is Wearing Thin
So Tookish
What heart? I didn't take his heart? I swear it was already in the bag when I found it! Stop talking...go away.
You’re just jealous the voices only talk to ME.
Turn off your brain, sit back and have fun!
Weather forecast for tonight: dark
Why I’m just as funky as funky can be…
I won’t ask for forgiveness, my sins are all I have
I wasn't sleeping. There was a fly in my eye and I was trying to smother it
So you’re scared and you’re thinking that maybe we ain’t that young anymore
T'would get boring if we were all the same
Something’s missing, and I don’t know how to fix it. Something’s missing, and I don’t know what it is
Well she shot him dead in a sunny Florida room and when they caught her all she said was she couldn’t stand the way he drove.
when the world ended, we woke up to the reality that we never saw to begin with which is strange…None of this seems real…
The time of your doom is…Hmmm…doom. Heh. Doom. Doom! Doom Doom DOOMY Doom DOOM!
Enough romance. Enough wishful thinking. There's room still in my dreams for all that.
No one that wears clothes like that can be right in the head. He did have an Evil sense of fashion
Believe me, sugar products and me are on first name terms.
Or will you be joining the Pro-elf cult?
There is a dark power to your glitter lip gloss.
um, yeah.
**gasp** You aren't really even a hobbit, are you? Poseur!!
Bah. Stupid Gandalf and his stupid brownies... *mutter mutter*
How'd you get this? I hear the GPs guard their secret brownie ingredients very well. Trained ninja hobbits, Spam... that kind of thing
Ya, evil dark lord here? Ya know, wreaking havoc and all that? Stealing stuff is child-play. But I have no use for it, brownies are bad for my indigestion.
No! But... They have it so heavily guarded! The Spam! The ninja hobbits! The Spam! Who would do such a thing?
Send out the ninja hobbits!
The ninja hobbits have disappeared
Look, you're going to track down the ninja hobbits, and then find the One Secret Ingredient to rule them all.
Bah.. Hmm. Ancient Cookery Lore... Brownies, brownies... Secret Ingredients...
Must. Not. Kill. Pippin. Brownies, think of the brownies, Frodo!
You bet we wouldn't succeed? *gasps* See this face? This is a mortally offended face, this is!
I'll have brownie-shaped eyes. If that exists
I'll just hide from everyone like this...They can't see my face and my hair is cleverly disguised in the one preppy cut to rule them all.
Frodo on average falls down every 10 minutes in FOTR.
However, I am willing to bet that a talking yellow sponge has a less obnoxious personality than you.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity.
Cold be heart & hand & bone, cold be travelers far from home...they do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed & moon is dead
If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end, as to be worthy of remembrance.
How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on when in your heart you begin to understand there is no going back?
There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep... that have taken hold.
Enough questions to feed a novel, but enough memories to kill a man.
It could be a hand grenade, it could be the face of God. It could be Mona Lisa, it could be the empty husk of what you once were
"I mainly dressed up like Billie Holiday and sang the blues....no not really..." -Billy Boyd
You can push your pills down my throat, doctor, but there's no remedy for my malfunctions; I can promise you that; I guarantee you
Have you ever noticed that if you added an "h" to Elvis it would spell "elvish"?
But it's not his fault he's such a screwball-he inherited it from his dear old daddy-ya know, the one who tried to light himself and others on fire?
(8) Well, I showed the weeping willow how to cry cry cry, and I showed the clouds how to cover up a clear blue sky (8)
And lo! the public baths were finally opened and there was much rejoicing
It feels like everyone is sitting in sunshine while I’m drowning in rain, You can’t see I’m hurting, You’re too blind to notice the pain
It’s called KISS MY FUCKING ASS in D minor
your mouth is writing checks your heart can’t cash
I really need to have a Christmas in July party that I throw at someone else’s apartment. Yahoo.
I have many problems, love. Pick one.
I must’ve been quite an ass in a former life.
A movie wouldn't portray young children running for their lives through the forest to get away from a horny gay guy
Harry: Avada Kadavra, muthafu*kah!
I’m Harry Potter and I rock my own socks off!
I can never sleep when I’m this tired.
The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.
Please live in a country.
What does the Dark Lord Of The Entire Universe Who Possesses Entirely Too Many Names want with SHERBET LEMONS?!?
Gollum discovers that Frodo doesn't know the way to Sesame Street either.
FUCK YOU and your untouchable face.
Trouble is the only defense against boredom.
Slow down or die
meh. life sux. then ya die.
Oh lunch, the food sucked but the company was great!
Puny mortal! Your feeble mind is incapable of comprehending the complexity of my power. Fear me! I have claimed ownership of your soul.
WHO ME? I just wander from room to room.

Embrace the total dork in yourself, and enjoy it, because, hell… life is too short to be cool.
Don’t tell me what kind of day to have
PISSING OFF THE WHOLE PLANET – one person at a time
Question Authority
The hardest thing about this world is to live in it
Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. I’d rather be the moon so I can shine during your darkest hours
“I Love You” is eight letters. So is “BULLSHIT.”
ARTHUR: OMGWTF you betrayed me! GUINEVERE: Look, I just went out for a walk. You're the one stalking my ass, pal.
ARTHUR: You cannot possibly conceive of a cause as noble as mine. CERDIC: And that cause would be . . . ? ARTHUR: MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS.
Damn. That man’s almost too studly to kill.
There is nothing new under the sun. History forever looping. Dark days come, dark days go.
The Knight Bus arrives, which is for some reason piloted by a legally blind man and a shrunken head. ON CRACK
DRAG QUEEN GRANDMA SNAPE: RUNS in my STOCKINGS? FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
DUMBLEDORE: THIS IS NOT GROOVY AT ALL!
DEMENTORS: Run away! We are powerless against Bambi’s dad!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again?
These days, I wish I was 6 again
HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON’S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK! LOTR FANS: What are you, new?
HERMIONE: Wow, my hair is a lot less frizzy in this movie.
If I were the queen of the world, Tell you what I'd do, I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars, And make sweet love to you
At any minute it is what we are and are doing, not what we plan to be and do that counts.
A story must be told or there'll be no story, yet it is the untold stories that are most moving.
Professor Quirrell was framed, and you know it…
I’m Draco Malfoy. I am extremely racist and prejudiced. Perhaps it is because of the giant broomstick wedged up my ass
Harry regarded him with narrow eyes—he still hadn’t forgotten what Malfoy had said about Cheezits
Put on some lipstick – at least your lies will be pretty.
I'm so icky, you probably wouldn't even notice my hair. But you'd notice me if I shot you full of arrows, wouldn't you? *mwahaha*
Where are you from/where do you reside/where do you build your evil legions of minions?
Life is a twisted fairy tale
And every time I’ve held a rose it seems I’ve only felt the thorns…
If music be the food of love, play on
Are you so strong, or is all the weakness in me?
Join the army! Travel the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Life is Uncertain... Eat dessert first!
Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.
The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future
You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough
If you learn from your mistakes, then why ain't I a genius?!
Sometimes you’re the dog; sometimes you’re the hydrant
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening
If I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself
If I recall correctly, Sauron's lines consisted mostly of saying "I see you" in a deep, breathy voice.I guess he moonlighted as a stalker in his spare time
Everyone is born with the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of Elves.
Foreign Policy: Kill them, kill them all!
In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys, and PMS…why do people still tell me to have a nice day?
..and when your heart breaks.. i`ll be there to laugh in your face.. like you did to me..
Why don’t you go put a condom on your head ‘cause if you’re gonna act like a dick you might as well look like one too!
im thinkin of giving up on love-i mean who really needs it-Butterflies in your stomach and your heart skippin beats-cant be safe
Sorry seems to be the hardest word
I have plenty of paper, so as long as deck chairs don't come flying through the windows, I ought to be okay.
I think, therefore I am single.
The fact that he's a megalomanical genocidal killer is inconsequential when you're THAT refined, and you're hair is *that* good.
Music: *is madcap*
Well-behaved women rarely make history
WHOA *pip has seen a clock*
(pip seems to like the phrase "so totally" today. please, don't ask)
I was like, "meh, i could do that... anyone could do that" *rolls eyes at legolas as he slides down trunk*
My life is complete without you, asshole!
If anyone else would be interested in forming some sort of guerilla theatre troupe, let's get that shit going.
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
KNIGHT BUS: DEATH-DEFY!
HARRY [peeling his face off the window]: You done with the trip to the Department of Back Story?
GROOVY NEW DUMBLEDORE: Many thanks to the Richard Harris Memorial Toad Choir for that lovely performance.
Greetings, salutations, and what up
You know, you look a lot like your father. Except that you have J.K. Rowling’s eyes.
SNAPE: EVERYONE SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE GODDAMN HELL UP.
NOTHING: *is funnier than that line*
Oh, by the way, Ron, I found your plot point
This, therefore, is a completely historically accurate movie, because God knows you can count on a Bruckheimer flick for your history lessons.
Oh, and I heard some Arthur guy is with them. Total badass, never lost a battle, walks on water, etc.
Don’t worry. Your ass is mine, candypants.
“Never” is a promise and you can’t afford to lie
it’s amazing what a smile can hide
It’s like my heart is beating faster and slower at the same time, and my world is spinning but I’ve never been able to see more clearly.
I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I’ve crossed your mind.
Merry, the boogie man's under my bed! Make him stop eating my toes!
Nuns are God’s ninjas.
Well now, if anyone wants my opinion (no one answer that), here it is
fuck wank bugger shitting ass head and hole
Forget about Scar from the Lion King, Tolkein's takin ova!
The grass and the sky are some colour, and Gandalf is sitting on a slow moving thing filled to the brim with explosives.
Thespians Do It On Stage
All I can do is live.
Stones taught me to fly
i have a rubber chicken named larry, and he is cheaper than therapy.
hope to breed toasters for pets when i grow up, if toasters havent become extinct from pollution yet.
Death to light to law to love, cursed be moon and stars above
A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation
The heart is a muscle. It can be bruised, battered, and pulled...but never truly broken
... god speaks through me not you... so shut up...
Personal Note: to the Believer who keeps donating dead possums, please stop. I can't sell them at any price.
I’m good,but not an Angel.I sin,but I’m not the Devil.I’m pretty,but not beautiful.I have friends,but I’m not popular.I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to Love
Dwarves do not sing Christmas carols in the cold wet snow. Dwarves stay in the nice warm house & drink many alcoholic beverages!
I have never broken into a bear's home and eaten all his porridge.
I always resist the urge to poke sharp objects into my ear on the first date
As of yet, I have never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing.
I am not an alien from another dimension bent on world domination
My teddy bear wants to meet you.
To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. Therefore, you will eventually go out with me. *smile*
I am excellent at compiling purposeless lists.
So far, I have managed to not decapitate myself.
The voices in my head told me you would like me.
I do not drink and drive. (At least not alcohol. Dr. Pepper, maybe.)
There is a refreshing absence of monsters under my bed lately.
I am faster than an unfired bullet
I have never smuggled tinkertoys onto an international flight.
I am cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
I am weird enough for most purposes.
I don't play records backwards and pretend to hear satanic messages.
I am smarter than a computer. I can count past 1.
I occasionally stumble across the truth.
When I jump into the air, I always remember to come down again.
I try to never take myself too seriously.
I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
I usually remember to wear shoes.
I'm all-natural, no artificial colors or flavors.
I have not poured soap into a swimming pool or fountain (yet).
Being in a minority, even a minority of one, does not make one insane.
i tried to quit you
but its hard to quit
when i never really had you in the first place

i want to kill you
but its hard to kill
when i see that smile slowly spread across your face

and i cant help the way you make me feel,
my heart is wrapped in cold, hard steel,
but when the shell begins to peel,
my love might turn into something real.

i try not to think about you
but its hard to think
when i never had my own mind in the first place

i want to live without you
but its hard to live
when i die inside every time i crave your taste

i dont know what the hell ive fallen into,
something always seems to draw me close to you,
and if i forget all the lies i thought i knew,
my love might turn into something true.
Occupation: Girl
Or maybe it's just a suburb of Newark, NJ, and the fish and chicken on board was laced with acid.
[The Phantom who does not exist is watching them from behind a statue.]
Do you think this dress is low-cut enough for a trip to my father’s grave?
OH MY GOD, HE’S SLIGHTLY UNATTRACTIVE ON ONE SIDE! TO ARMS!
I built it all myself! And I bet you’d be impressed, if you weren’t a TOTAL SLUTBITCH WHORETRAMP.
Still here, am staying in the shed, I haven’t died yet. Harry
In high school I was voted most likely to give birth to the AntiChrist.
You have to excuse me because I am a teenager, so I`m allowed to sound illiterate and make stupid comments
Dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you already are
Can you just see all those germs squirming around on your keyboard right now?
The roll and the lions maybe because I think I'll wear my beachball fall tomorrow.
Do you have trouble resisting the urge to say "motherfucking cocksucker" when praying?
The Hillside Strangler, Heaven's Gate cult, Watergate and your ninth birthday: all related!
"I swear to God that woman from Starbucks keeps putting arsenic in my mocha!"
We're not playing Spin the Bottle; how old are we? More importantly, how old are they? - Oh, they're all legal. I think...
Oh, guys, don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector; it was beeping all night.
I had a lovely evening. By the way, it says BALLS on your face.
There's a handful of normal kid things I kind of missed. There's a handful of normal kid things I kind of wish I missed.
"Sent me away" makes it sound like they sent me to an asylum. There were no straps involved.
I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.
I haven’t lied in like the past two days. – Is that true? – No.
If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.
I know it hurts. But it's life, and it's real. And sometimes it fucking hurts, but it's life, and it's pretty much all we got.
Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.
Life isn’t about how many breaths you take. It’s about the times you have your breath taken away.

Hum. I wonder how many pieces of fruit it'll take take before someone finds me."

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 22:46:40 GMT

Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. Maybe they have to be crazy. How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art? Or sit in silence and hear a song that's never been written? Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels? While some see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think
they can change the world are the ones who do.
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It is not me who is dancing too fast. It’s the violins that play too slowly.
Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there
Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way
To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains
All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction
For in the end, you can only remain as yourself, and nothing else.
I’ll live forever or die trying!
Life is a big canvas. Throw all the paint on it you can.
We will either find a way, or make one.
All things can be known before you die - it’s not impossible, just highly unlikely, but that should not stop us from searching
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. –
If music be the food of love, play on
In a world of pollution, profanity, adolescence, zits, broccoli, racism, ozone depletion, sexism, stupid guys, and PMS…why do people still tell me to have a nice day?
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“We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital."
~Brad Park

"Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental."
~Jim McKenny

"How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?"
~Jacques Plante

"Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept."
~Doug Larson

"American professional athletes are bilingual; they speak English and profanity."
~Gordie Howe

"By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series."
~Steve Rushin

"A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one an other."
~Jimmy Cannon

"Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person."
~Jeremy Roenick

"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out."
~Rodney Dangerfield

"I honestly believe some would have given up their left leg to stop a shot in the third period."
~Milan Gajic

"Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary."
~Steve Smith
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Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go.
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child works hard for a living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath Day,
Is bonny and blithe and good and gay.